Monk Comments: Venusians, take note.

I don't know about that, but I'm considering moving there. According to Edgar Rice Burroughs, it's actually full of scantily-clad hot Martian chicks. Not skinny supermodel types, either, but those robust Frazetta-esque women with round tummies, skull-crushing thighs and beaded-curtain thongs that are apparently held on by magic Martian magnetism!
Hey, look- Earth women are great and all, but if I have to fight my way out of the Carrion Caves I'd much rather have Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium by my side!
I'm not sure my folks really knew what those books were about when they bought them for me...