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First, get a divorce. A nasty, heart-crushing, soul-killing divorce in which you lose the home you completely restored, the antiques you've collected, and are left with the responsibility for all of the marital debt. Be forced to move to the only apartment you can find, one without a kitchen, because it's a fix-er-uper you've agreed to rehab in exchange for rent (since you can't pay rent. see: marital debt). Help the landlord do hard labor nearly every night after work; work you must now walk to because the ex made off with both cars. Feel truly alone and hopeless, take your alcohol intake up a notch, and resume chain smoking after having quit for nearly two years. Lose all that excess water by weeping frequently, from supper-time till bed, which eventually makes it impossible to eat meals at all. Lose two, count em', two family members to the grave. Desperate for human contact, start having a meaningless affair with someone you are ashamed to be seen with in public. Get seen with them in public. Have one of your best friends ask you what the fuck is going on--if you've lost your mind. Don't talk to that person for a year. Actually, pack everything up and move to New York City.