Comments: armchair pop-psy: a beginner's guide

I don't usually go in for causation/correlation self-deterministic, new-agey nonsense, but the metaphor is pretty handy at separating out the you-been-fucked wheat from you-fucked-up chaff... Just got dumped by the love of your life? You know, the person who called you "emotionally immature" while slamming the door on your face? You, pal, have been fucked. Just got dumped by the SIXTH consecutive person to call you "emotionally immature" while slamming the door in your face? Hard call, right? No! You fucked up. You keep fucking up apparently. You should not be allowed to date. Now go sit in your cubbie and think about what you've done.