Aries: Please read and sign the spanking policy, indicating that you understand and agree to all stipulations therein.
Taurus: Spanking is to be administeredanded.
Gemini: "Spanking" is here defined as "a hit to the gluteous maximus with hand-to-buttock contact lasting not more than the duration of time it takes to utter the number of the spanking".
Cancer:Calling out the number of the spanking must be done using normal speed. South of the Mason Dixon line, speed should be doubled.
Leo: Your shit should not, for the duration of the spanking, be in my face. Failure to comply with this stipulation will result in forfeiture of your right to spank.
Virgo: It is your responsibility to inform the party being spanked if you have not previously spanked before. Lack of experience does not relieve you of liability for any welts or bruises inadvertently caused by said inexperience.
Libra: You will distribute spankings evenly between the buttocks. If the number of spankings is odd, you will divide the "extra" spanking into two lesser spankings, one for each cheek.
Scorpio: The spankings must be equal to or lesser than the age of the party being spanked. "One to grow on" is negotiable.
Sagittarius: It is acceptable for the administering spanker to forfeit their spank in order to instead receive a spanking from the party heretofore referred to as "the party being spanked".
Capricorn: Spanking will be administered from a stationary position, either standing or sitting with the party being spanked across one's knee. A running start is not permitted.
Aquarius: It is recommended that the party being spanked wear some sort of undergarment to protect the region being spanked. These can be purchased in most department stores and have the added function of a positive effect on the hygeine of said area.
Pisces: Spankings are to be administered with the hand only, one hand at a time. Attempts to utilize a fish to administer the spanking will result in forfeiture of the right to spank .