From the desk of MONK
Memo
Re: HOUSE promo ads
In future, please refrain from using any of the following phrases:
Farther than ever
has he gone too far
how far will he go
I have some suggestions for alternative phraseology:
This week, House is all the way over there!
This week on House: Near! (thumpathumpathumpathumpathumpa) Far!
Will House walk off the edge of a cliff, look down, and hold up a sign that says "!" before plummeting to the bottom of the canyon and sending up a little cloud of dust?
Has anybody seen House? Have you looked "far"? How about "too far"?