The Monk Bought Lunch

turns you into a nine-year-old Hindu boy

From the department of technology for which the need is beyond my understanding:
Apple announces iPhone, which is so thin that when you hold it up to your face it ends up in your mouth. And yet, you can live in it. And it it is a telephone, I think.
So, there's that.

No, I'm not linking that shit. You can find it yourself, I'm quite sure. Use your iPhone!