I was unaware that Pat Robertson did an annual Criswell act. Too bad, when I think of the fun I coulda been having all this time.
This year, he predicts a terrorist "mass killing" in the US! I think this is meant as a subtle dig at Catholics, but I'm not sure he'd admit to that.
By "mass killing" does he mean we're gonna get nuked?
Robertson: "The Lord didn't say nuclear".
Phew!
You may ask, "how's Robertson's record? Is he as good as my usual religious prognosticator, Jimmy the Greek Orthodox?".
Why, his record's near perfect!
In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America's coastline in 2006. Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring's heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.
OK, so sometimes the Lord's Japanese is a little rusty.
He does know what 'nuclear' means though, right?
UPDATE: Stay tuned for God's Best and Worst Dressed Lists as channeled by Monk: "The Lord didn't say coulottes".
Posted by monk at 03.01.07 09:43I especially like it when God gets all gossipy:
"Robertson said God also told him that the U.S. only feigns friendship with Israel and that U.S. policies are pushing Israel toward 'national suicide'."
Israel is gonna be so pissed off when they hear what God said!
Posted by: titivil at 03.01.07 11:09OMG I know- like it wasn't bad enough when God gave Ariel Sharon that stroke?
Posted by: monk at 03.01.07 11:43"I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss."
I thought it was supposed GOD making the predictions?