Maybe I read too many Marvel Comics as a kid, but when I see the headline "Newborn koalas melt hearts", I picture mutant koalas who were born near a nuclear test site zapping helpless zookeepers in the chest with their heat vision. The zookeepers are sent flying backwards, their arms splayed out. A jagged word balloon says "Gyaaaaah!".
Posted by monk at 22.12.06 12:17