4 dead tied to a Maine bed and breakfast*
"If only they had been able to free their hands, they would have been able to take the scones out of their mouths and breathe", a police officer who was the first to arrive at the scene said. Christo and George Bush are rumored to top the list of suspects.
*UPDATE: sometimes I think the editors-that-be are watching Broadway B and I- no sooner do we make fun of their idiotic headlines than they go and change 'em. "4 dead tied to a Maine bed and breakfast" was the headline this morning
Posted by monk at 06.09.06 06:15