The Monk Bought Lunch

Hello, I'm Gelatin

There's a chinese restaurant that recently set up shop around the corner that's in a former KFC. I think the big bucket had been gone for some time already, which is too bad because with a little ingenuity they could've transformed it into one of those wire-handled take-out containers.
Some years ago a friend told me about an establishment in his old home town called "Hello I'm Gelatin". They had moved into an old Jell-O store, which, geez, I would've called it "Hello Nobody Needs a Whole Store for Gelatin". "Hello I'm Gelatin" became a favorite catchphrase between we two. Actually, after a Google search, it turns out I may not have the details right on that story.
In the spirit of the above trifles: Not Fooling Anybody.

ps- very tangentially related memory that just popped into my head: I once lived across the street from a donut shop in Toronto (which, if you live in Toronto, kinda goes without saying) called Country Donuts World.