Turns out the Motor City Madman is running for governor of Michigan. I'm pretty sure his campaign slogan will be "Detroit needs guns". Ann Arbor won't like that, 'cause dude, where's our guns?
Anyway, Ted lifts his loin cloth for the Independent and waves his crazy around, then Jesus' General gives him some tips on being media savvy.
It's all great fun. 'Til he wins.