31.03.06

late-nite talk show monologue joke, 'the bigger the cushion' edition

George Bush met with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper to discuss softwood tariffs yesterday. Bush said "I assured him that our intention is to negotiate in good faith...to resolve this issue. I appreciate your pushin'" (The article says 'pushing', but I heard him on the radio- it was 'pushin'').

Incidentally, "I Appreciate Your Pushin'" is my favorite Adina Howard song.

Adina Howard. Remember her? Had a hit in 1995 with "Freak Like Me"? Died penniless and alone in a Secaucus NJ hospital, of a swampy crotch? That Adina Howard?

She didn't? Why not?

When we come back, Rob Schneider will be here. He has no idea I'm going to puree his intestines with a Hamilton Beach 6 Speed Hand Mixer!

Posted by monk at 31.03.06 08:47
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