03.03.06

i couldn't decide between these unfunny jokes- sorry, bitches

Viewers of this Sunday's Oscar ceremony will have the privilege of hearing the word "bitches" on their televisions.

a.) It will occur during the introduction of co-presenters Dakota Fanning and Jean-Claude Van Damme

b.) Immediately following Sunday's broadcast, Damon Wayans will attempt to trademark the word.

c.) Actually, the word will be heard during the performance of a song from the film "Hustle and Flow", a film about the feminine hygiene industry during the disco era.


Posted by monk at 03.03.06 11:20
Comments

I'm not entirely sure how bitches is less offensive than fuck...unless it's the theme song for 101 Dalmations...I'd like to not thank the academy.

Posted by: Sis at 04.03.06 13:09