1. Scott Stapp is just too funny, especially when you can say things like " After Wedding, Cops Stop Scott Stapp" or "Scott's Tapped".
2. I used to want to be a rock star, but now I'm glad that if anyone writes about me they won't call me "rocker Monk", or say things like "the rocker's ongoing battle with cream cheese and Chinese hot sauce". I'm more of a day bed, really.