As the company vice chairman, Coughlin received a base salary of $1.03 million in his final year with the company. A filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission last April said Coughlin also received $3.09 million in bonuses and other income in fiscal 2005. Coughlin held about $20 million in Wal-Mart stock, according to an SEC filing last February.
Given that I can barely cover my rent and I manage to stay honest, I can't really imagine making this much money AND deciding to steal.
But wait! Let's look at WHAT HE STOLE (among other things):
a cooler, two cases of Smirnoff, two cases of Miller Light beer, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a carton of tequila
Smirnoff? Miller Light? Jack Daniels?
Why shore Granny, we need sumthin' t'wash our vittles down whilst we're settin' around the see-ment pond!
C'mon, Coughlin- you're mega rich AND you ain't paying, you might as well go for the good stuff. Y'know Miller makes a Genuine Draft...
And did you take a long look at the creep?! I want to piss on him, light him on fire, and then decline to piss on him while he's on fire.
Dammit. I lost a good joke in there somewhere. Piss, check. Fire, check. Oh, fuck it...he's a bad man who does not deserve to be extinguished! While on fire!
Posted by: antigeist at 31.01.06 16:29