A gem from Wednesday's White House Pressed Ham Teething Ring with Skeets McClaypigeon (yeah I know, I'm really starting to stretch with these):
Q I want to follow up on what Terry just asked you. Even before DeLay was indicted, there were a lot of Democrats who were making an argument that the Republican Party, by virtue of having controlled Congress for more than a decade now, the White House for almost five years now, had grown arrogant in its use of power, and was flouting rules and sometimes laws. What's the President's view?
MR. McCLELLAN: Welcome to Washington, D.C., Dick. That's the kind of politics that go on in this town.
Huh? Man, I gotta remember to use this tactic:
"Monk, the mailman said he saw you tying your cats to the ceiling fan and setting them on fire!"
"Hey, welcome to my house, your honor. People do weird shit here, what can I say?"
Also, I would like to request that Scottie change "Go ahead, Goyal" to "You go, Goyal!". I think it's a little more in keeping with the spirit of what callin on Goyal is all about. Keep it real, Scottie!
Posted by monk at 30.09.05 09:48