10.08.05

late-nite talk show monologue joke, "I am the lizard king of late-nite" edition

I guess if you go to Geico's website you can now "see the gecko do the robot". In related news, I'm suing my ex-girlfriend for selling our sex tape to Geico.
*hit imaginary golf ball, do a little soft shoe*
We got a great show for you tonight. Drew Barrymore will be here, showing us how she can change her own diaper!

Posted by monk at 10.08.05 08:17
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