The Monk Bought LunchIt is now safe to turn off your computer.27.07.05monk's horoscope returns with the regularity of halley's cometBorn on this day: You probably can't read yet. Taurus: You will spend the hours of midnight to 4 am on a Saturday arguing online with other MetaFiltrites (MetaFilterians?) about whether a link to a website devoted to Tesla's pants deserves an FPP, whatever that is. Gemini: Repeat after me: Jam bands are not my friend. Jam bands are not my friend. Cancer: You will be annoyed by a buddy with a new catch phrase. Leo : You will abuse your position as Cuddle Lifeguard. Virgo: Virgo Mortensen? Ha! Libra: Okay, so Leo is a lion, Taurus is a bull, Libra is- what? No. Really? Libra is scales? So, let me get this straight- your sign is an appliance. Dude. Sorry. That's like getting the iron in Monopoly. Scorpio: You weren't really killed in that explosion and will one day return to Port Charles to exact revenge on Faison for kidnapping Anna. Sagittarius : You will be best known for hosting America's Funniest Home Videarius. Capricorn: Don't give me any of your crapricorn. Aquarius: I think you'd better read this. Pisces: You will drop it as if it were hot. Posted by monk at 27.07.05 08:20 Comments
Nice horoscope, just in time (my bday was yesterday). But can I tell you the far-out part? I've actually been to a party with the Cuddle Duo, Marcia and Reid, in Manhattan, but THANK GOD we didn't cuddle. In fact most of us were standing upright quite firmly on the ground. Posted by: Janna at 27.07.05 10:16 |  |