08.07.05

there's unrest in the forest...

"If you've ever lusted after a German shepherd, own a harem of Care Bears, or consider yourself a reincarnated unicorn, you don't qualify," barks spokesfurry Squee Rat. "Burned Furs are furries who are tired of being associated with lunatics."

Squee Rat doesn't want to be associated with lunatics. Squee. Rat.

Ms. Rat goes on to explain the proper way to comport oneself at a furry convention:

Well first of all you get shown to your own private hole in the skirting board... then you put the mouse skin on... then you scurry into the main room, and perhaps take a run in the wheel.

( Furry link via #1HS)

Posted by monk at 08.07.05 12:45
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It's official - "furvert" is my new favorite insult. I called about 5 people a furvert yesterday.

Sing along with the Temptations, folks:
I've got so much honey, the bees envy me.
I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
My squirrel (my squirrel, my squirrel)
Talkin' 'bout my squirrel (my squirrel).

Posted by: Janna at 10.07.05 10:18