Monk

new toy from Good Vibrations: the Babysitter's Club

RIVERVIEW - Patricia Sato said the charges against her daughter are exaggerated.
Charity Lynn Sato, 20, isn't capable of committing sexual acts with the 11-year-old boy she was babysitting, she said.

But she acknowledged her daughter isn't so sure.

``I'm not saying all of it didn't happen,'' Patricia Sato said. ``I asked Charity what happened, and she said, `Mommy, I was drunk. I don't remember.' ''

Charity Sato was arrested Saturday on charges that she forced the boy she was babysitting to use a sex toy on her twice during a 2 1/2-week period ending this past Tuesday.

She was drunk for 2 1/2 weeks?

Her mother said she is a good person. ``She's a very sweet and loving and caring person, and she loves children,'' Patricia Sato said.

Well, see, I think that's the problem.

Wait, I want to try a little experiment here:
Ben Stein said the charges against Nixon are exaggerated.
Richard Nixon, isn't capable of committing sexual acts with the country she was babysitting, he said.

But he acknowledged Nixon wasn't so sure.

``I'm not saying all of it didn't happen,'' Ben Stein said. ``I asked the president what happened, and he said, `Ben, I was drunk. I don't remember.' ''

Richard Nixon resigned over charges that he forced the country he was babysitting to use a sex toy on him twice during a 2 1/2-term period.

Ben Stein said Nixon was a good person. ``She's a very sweet and loving and caring person, and he loved the country,'' Ben Stein said.

Yeah, I think that works.

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Posted by monk at :35