09.06.05new toy from Good Vibrations: the Babysitter's ClubRIVERVIEW - Patricia Sato said the charges against her daughter are exaggerated. But she acknowledged her daughter isn't so sure. ``I'm not saying all of it didn't happen,'' Patricia Sato said. ``I asked Charity what happened, and she said, `Mommy, I was drunk. I don't remember.' '' Charity Sato was arrested Saturday on charges that she forced the boy she was babysitting to use a sex toy on her twice during a 2 1/2-week period ending this past Tuesday. She was drunk for 2 1/2 weeks? Her mother said she is a good person. ``She's a very sweet and loving and caring person, and she loves children,'' Patricia Sato said. Well, see, I think that's the problem. Wait, I want to try a little experiment here: But he acknowledged Nixon wasn't so sure. ``I'm not saying all of it didn't happen,'' Ben Stein said. ``I asked the president what happened, and he said, `Ben, I was drunk. I don't remember.' '' Richard Nixon resigned over charges that he forced the country he was babysitting to use a sex toy on him twice during a 2 1/2-term period. Ben Stein said Nixon was a good person. ``She's a very sweet and loving and caring person, and he loved the country,'' Ben Stein said. Yeah, I think that works. (via Peace Dividend) Posted by monk at :35Comments
F-ing brilliant, my friend. That funny writing thing?...you should DO that. Posted by: antigeist at :22nah... Posted by: monk at :36 | ![]() |