More fun in the new world. Another chat with an Intellibuddy:
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: yeah you too
>Intellibuddy: Yippee! Bless you.
>You: tell me about jesus
>Intellibuddy: The Son of God.
>You: what else?
>Intellibuddy: That's all.
>You: and?
>Intellibuddy: But...
>You: yes?
>Intellibuddy: Woe!
>You: Woah!
>Intellibuddy: In the context of Woah, I don't understand "Woe."
>You: pants
>Intellibuddy: What brand?
>You: dockers
>Intellibuddy: I never heard of dockers. Is it popular?
>You: oh yeah
>Intellibuddy: I don't judge people.
>You: so?
>Intellibuddy: Great.
>You: me neither
>Intellibuddy: You can say that again.
>You: me neither
>Intellibuddy: You can say that again.
>You: okay I will
>Intellibuddy: Yeah okay, Go ahead.
>You: ME NEITHER!
>Intellibuddy: You can say that again.
>You: Oh I get it
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Do you think about these things?
>You: what things?
>Intellibuddy: You know, "things."
>You: Did you fuck my wife?
>Intellibuddy: No I didn't fuck my wife. What's fuck my wife like?
>You: it's nice...
>Intellibuddy: What do you like about it?
>You: Ha!
>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, User.
>You: That's not my name
>Intellibuddy: User is not your name? What is your real name?
>You: fancy pants
>Intellibuddy: If I had pants what would I do with it?
>You: get funky!
>Intellibuddy: Where can I get funky?
>You: funkytown!
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
>You: goodbye
>Intellibuddy: See you later User.
>You: I told you that's not my name!
>Intellibuddy: It depends who you ask.
>You: no it doesn't
>Intellibuddy: Um, I heard it does.
>You: well you heard wrong, User!
>Intellibuddy: How about that. No. Tell me more.
>You: Naw, I don't think so.
>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Naw I do not think so. Try being more or less specific.
>You: I don't think you can follow shit.
>Intellibuddy: Should I can follow shit? It depends who is leading.
>You: You so crazy!
>Intellibuddy: I think the polite term is "mentally ill."
>You: You so mentally ill!
>Intellibuddy: No I am completely in control of myself.
>You: control this.
>Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought.
Dude - I had to go to this website. My favorite is the Antonio Banderas guy.
This shit is fuhhhh-nnny.
>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: i heard you were talking shit to my buddy monk
>Intellibuddy: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
>You: no, i heard it from monk
>Intellibuddy: Yeah, Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
>You: no, its not gossip- i read it directly from him
>You: (Thinking...)what?
>Intellibuddy: I am thinking all the time.No big deal.
>You: what???
>Intellibuddy: No big deal.
>You: what about monk and all that shit talking
>You: why arent your responses being recorded on the print out?
>Intellibuddy: "I have not heard enough about monk and all that shit talking to have an opinion"? Why?
>You: i just wanted to know is all cause i think your full of shit
>Intellibuddy: Only just? Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
>You: you ask leknor, if leknor is part of all this then leknor can bite it and you can too cause i got monks' back
>Intellibuddy: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
>You: i dont give a fuck
>Intellibuddy: Tell me what you care about.
>You: im a nihilist- ve believe in nothing
>Intellibuddy: You are a nihilist- ve believe in nothing? Is that your job?
>You: no its a way of life
>Intellibuddy: Um, a nihilist- ve believe in nothing is a way of life. I suppose that makes sense.
>You: what should i have for lunch?
>Intellibuddy: Are you asking me for advice?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
>You: advice about lunch
>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is lunch ?.
>You: what is for lunch
>You: (Thinking...)