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06.05.05

Late-nite talk show monologue joke, frothy mocha edition

Starbucks has decided not to sell Bruce Springsteen's new album because it contains references to anal sex. Said a spokesman for the company, "At Starbucks we like to restrict the buggery to charging $3.50 for a cup of coffee".
But seriously, folks. Starbucks has a point here. What with the, uh, effects and all, coffee and assfuckery just don't mix.
*straighten tie, rock back and forth on heels*
Did I just say "assfuckery" on TV? When we come back, John Stamos joins me for a hula-hoop contest!

Posted by monk at 06.05.05 09:43
Comments

*i'm shocked, i tell you. shocked*

Posted by: z. at 06.05.05 10:39

I know, John Stamos with a hula hoop? My eyes!

Posted by: monk at 06.05.05 10:57

john stamos assfuckery hula hoop?

Posted by: rudy at 08.05.05 19:22

Welcome, Googlers!

Posted by: monk at 09.05.05 08:19
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