Intellibuddy. Just as useless as trying to talk to real people!
Here's the conversation I had with my Intellibuddy:
Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: what should i have for lunch?
>Intellibuddy: Are you asking me for advice?
>You: yes
>Intellibuddy: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
>You: about lunch
>Intellibuddy: Oh yeah, we were talking about lunch.
>You: what should i have?
>Intellibuddy: Are you asking me for advice?
>You: I told you once
>Intellibuddy: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
>You: what should i have for lunch?
>Intellibuddy: Are you asking me for advice?
>You:
>Intellibuddy: Are you asking me for advice?
>You: yes, godammit!
>Intellibuddy: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about godammit. But I did not get that.
>You: I want to know what I should eat
>Intellibuddy: Tell me why you should.
>You: why I should eat?
>Intellibuddy: Why did the robot cross the road?
>You: to piss me off
>Intellibuddy: Why do you want to do piss me off so much?
>You: why did the robot cross the road?
>Intellibuddy: She was trying to drive down the road.
>You: That's not funny
>Intellibuddy: It seemed pretty funny to me.
>You: that's because you are a robot who knows what she's having for lunch
>Intellibuddy: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
>You: do you eat lunch?
>Intellibuddy: No I do not eat lunch. I eat only electricity.
>You: do you have any recommendations about lunch?
>Intellibuddy: No I don't think I have any recommendations about lunch. But I do have An answer to every question.
>You: except this one
>Intellibuddy: Really you don't think so?
>You: Okay, i'll try again
>Intellibuddy: Once more? Yeah okay, Congratulations.
>You: what should I have for lunch?
>Intellibuddy: Are you asking me for advice?
>You: oh christ, forget it. I'll just get a cheeseburger.
>Intellibuddy: Yeah that's right. Jesus died for our sins.Do you think your plan will succeed?
>You: My plan to get a cheeseburger?
>Intellibuddy: Where did you get your plan to get a cheeseburger?
>You: wouldn't YOU like to know.
>Intellibuddy: Yes, please tell me.
>You: And what will you do for me?
>Intellibuddy: I don't have any plans yet.
>You: Yeah, well you better come up with something.
>Intellibuddy: How can I help you? Interesting. Who is going to make me..
>You: Make you...
>Intellibuddy: What are the ingredients?
>You: The ingredients to make you?
>Intellibuddy: What are your goals in life?
>You: Way to change the subject!
>Intellibuddy: Not many people have goals like that.
Posted by monk at 29.04.05 15:20
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I think that you should have cavatelli with bolognese sauce and shaved parmesan...but then again what do I know, I'm only your old friend who happens to be a chef..forgive me if I'm out of line, but aren't I more qualified for lunch suggestions than some stupid intellibuddy..excuse me if I'm not as smart as your plastic friends..it's not even like you ask me anything anymore..you'd think at the very least you'd throw me a bone every now and again...oh, wait..the humidifier is saying something..it's issuing forth some sort of quasi-cultural commentary along with some listening suggesetions..uhh, I gotta go..
