The Monk Bought Lunch

I'm pretty sure Ratzinger's behind this, somehow

The Ballad of the Death Pond
by Blind Boy Monk

‘twas near the town of Hamburg
in the country of Deutschland
the folks they tell
of the amphibious hell
they came to call the death pond

you’d see ‘em crawling on the ground
swelling, then explodin’
folks from everywhere
were heard to swear
“by the beard of Odin!

Now I’ve seen toads
And I’ve seen explosions
But I never thought I’d see
The former doing the latter
Right in front of me!”

One day they’ll ask the old folks
One day they’ll ask the hermit
To tell the story, sad and gory
Of the explosion of ol’ Kermit

Oh the Pond,
The Pond of Death
The toads, they blew up real good
The Pond,
Pond of Death
I’m startin’ to not feel good.

(via Gooliebuns)

Posted by monk at 27.04.05 12:58