Megaphones, battleships, plastic turkeys, file cabinets. We don't have a president, we've got a prop comic-in-chief!
*stick hands in jacket pockets, rock back and forth on heels, "When we come back, Kevin Spacey will obsess on Jack Lemmon!"*
By the by, that's one hell of a sentence ain't it?
"President Bush on Tuesday used a four-drawer filing cabinet stuffed with paper representing government IOUs the president said symbolized the Social Security trust fund's bleak outlook for meeting Americans' future retirement needs."
Woo-wee! You get to the end of that sentence and you forget how it started!