The Monk Bought Lunch

oh no, there goes tokyo...

Early Wednesday, a man was arrested when he tried to bring a plastic cup of water into the hospice. Officers stopped him at the gate as he shouted: ``You don't know God from Godzilla!''

Officer One: Hey, what's the matter, Officer Two?

Officer Two: Well, Officer One, that guy with the water really got me thinkin'.

Officer One: 'bout what?

Officer Two: Well, let's say a giant lizard attacks Clearwater. It'd be our job to try and stop it, right?

Officer One: Well, in the movies it's usually the army or national guard.

Officer Two: But if we were here, we'd be expected to do what we could. But here's the thing- what if that guy's right? What if I start shooting at the giant lizard, assuming it's Godzilla, but it turns out to be God? What if I'm shooting at God and yelling "It's no use! Our bullets just bounce right off 'em!"?

Officer One: How do you do that?

Officer Two: Do what?

Officer One: Your lips and your voice don't match up!

Posted by monk at 30.03.05 09:24