The Monk Bought Lunch

lazy like a fox

I haven't written anything about the Schiavo case for two reasons. One is that everybody's writing about it and I have nothing to add that hasn't been said elsewhere. The other is that it would have to be a long posting because it's one of those topics wherein each issue leads organically to several others. And baby I just don't have the time for dat shit.
But this morning I came up with the perfect headline to use were I to write a Schiavo blog. I really don't think it should go to waste, so I'm going to post this headline with an explicit living will that anyone who wants to can use it- with or without credit, I don't care. Let it be known that if my parents try to stop you from using it they are acting against my wishes which are spelled out in no uncertain terms above.
Here's the headline:
Of Credence, Clearwater, and Revival
Now, it may be that someone has already used it. It seems so obvious once you see it, right? Credence, because the Delays of the world would have you believe that this is about Terry Schiavo's rights; a sentiment which has no CREDENCE because it's really about taking the life ball and running into the endzone to score for the batshit evangelical righties. CLEARWATER, because that's where our hero the brainstem persistently and vegetatively awaits her release from both Clearwater and the mortal plane; and REVIVAL because that's what Schiavo's parents think is going to happen to Terry- admittedly, a possibility- in the same way that it's a possibility that specimens of the genus porcinus avian will burst, oinking, from my anal cavity.
So there it is- in my opinion the perfect Schiavo headline. All I ask is that you not let it fall into the wrong hands.