More fun with headlines: it looks like somebody wised up by the time they got around to posting the online edition, but the front page headline on my local rag today was this: 'Roid Rage.
Bud Selig is quoted in the article as saying "This is an embarrassing, painful problem which won't go away by itself. But the added pressure of sitting through these hearings is unlikely to help". Then, after shifting uncomfortably, he added "God DAMN it!".
Yes, ass humor. Just for you. Happy Friday!