18.03.05

erin go f*** yourself, or kiss me I'm peavish

I am half Irish, and people are often taken aback that I don't join the throngs of green plastic derby wearing drunks for some pitchers of green beer and a chorus of "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling" (NOT an Irish song). I tell them that, though I am also half Polish, I don't go out on Saint Stanislaw's Day with my shoes tied together and walk in front of a speeding bus with my mouth full of kielbasa.

Posted by monk at 18.03.05 10:18
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also you're half {...to mostly} queer..but does that mean that you go marching around like Hitler on Nazi Day..I don't think so..what is you're point?

Posted by: apes..chet fuckin apes at 20.03.05 04:23

Mr. C.F. Apes-
You've obviously never spent Nazi Day with me.

Posted by: monk at 21.03.05 10:52