27.01.05

"When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket"

I haven't posted about Johnny. Why? Because, what're you gonna say? I knew him through TV- he wasn't on TV anymore, so he was already dead. That, and I knew someone would have something to say that I could just cut and paste and leave it at that. I should have known that someone would be Don Rickles:
Johnny Carson is a wonderful guy, a great guy, a funny guy, a moody guy, and a pain in the ass with three or four wives—who gives a crap? Now go kiss his ass and leave me alone!
(via Vidiot)

Posted by monk at 27.01.05 14:47
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