The Monk Bought Lunch

you don't want to call nobody else

I don't usually know just what to say to people who ask me how things are going or anything along those lines. I'm no good at summarizing neatly either my interior or exterior life.
But I think I have the perfect way to describe my life, both interior and exterior, as it is now, the next time I am asked. I'm just going to say "Please continue to hold for the next available representative" and then start singing "Ricki Don't Lose That Number" for a minute, then say "please continue to hold for the next available representative", then Steely Dan their ass again, then "please continue blah blah", then Steely with the Dan, "please", Dan, "please", Don't Lose that Number, "continue", maybe bust out with Reelin' in the Years, "hold" motherfucker, maybe Hey Nineteen fer a minute, etc.
And then I tell them I've been struggling with the nagging feeling that there is no "next available representative".