02.11.04
stupor tuesday
Yknow, I marched into that voting booth this morning all ready to cast my vote for John Kerry. But then a funny thing happened. I got all ascairt! I started pitchering death from above on a clear autumn day! I started thinking, what about my skirty? What about the turrists? Whos gonna perteck me from th turrists? John Kerry? Hes a flip-flopper! I seen him on that windsurfer, going this-a-way and that! I want a prezdint with confdence, one thatll go straight ahead on that windsurfer!. I saw our prezdint in that flight suit, confdently declaring Mission Accomplished. I thought about how John Kerry accused his fellow soldiers in Vietnam of baby raping and mother eating and of shooting nekkid teenagers and how he wore the Viet Cong flag as a bandana and used it as a sail for his flip-floppy windsurfer. Then I thought about nekkid teenagers for awhile more, but not about shooting them. Then I thought about death from above on a clear autumn day! Well that reminded me of Osamma, who wants me to vote for John Kerry! So if I vote for John Kerry, the turrists have won! I started shouting Im standing with my prezdint! Ill state it affirminately! Im here for you Dubya! Me and Stephen, the smartest Baldwin!.
Heh. Sorry.
Posted by monk at 02.11.04 08:03
I think you just summoned the ghost of Alice's Restaurant.
"Stephen, the smartest Baldwin."
Sounds like a horrible children's book. :-)
MrBaliHai- Thank you for not saying "ripped off". "Summoned"- yeah, that's what I did...
Czelt-you write it, I'll illustrate. or vice versa.
I'm surprised that you could even get to the polling station through all those fraudulent Democrats trying to exercise their "right" to vote.
Puny Democrats!
