Move over, Sylvia Plath? Why, you need to bake some cookies? HAHAHAHAHA!
Ha.
What was I doing, now? Oh yeah. I was looking at all these e-mails I've been getting from the Kerry campaign and thinking they sure have some dramatic subject lines. Got to thinking, "them subject lines'd make some good poetry, I tell you what". And so, I present to you a collaboration of sorts between Mary Beth Cahill and I, entitled Help is On the Way:
Help is on the way
8,180 miles
The end of a smear
Deadline almost here
Another liar
Tonight
Only a few hours left
We must prepare now
Don't let them hide from reality
We must prepare now
The reviews are in
Be very prepared
Get ready for tonight
Time is short -- the stakes are high
*adjusts beret*
Heavy, man. Like, heavy.
The poetry thing? You should like, DO that.