Monk

everybody's workin' for the weekend

It seems as though I've been slacking in the requisite weekend recap blog feature. It's not that I'm keeping anything from you, It's more that I don't really ever do anything. But I'll give it a try. But first, a question: When a woman tells you she doesn't want to see you anymore, is it bad form to reply "Okey dokey!"?
So you've already guessed one thing I did this weekend. I also mowed the lawn. I went to this art/music/installation thing for about two minutes. I walked past a mass of smoking young people into a "refurbished" warehouse (by "refurbished" I mean that the kids who took it over managed to make it look crappier than it had before) into a room with more kids sitting against the wall and trying to look sullen because its depressing when you're twenty-two and Mom won't do your laundry anymore. That's okay, though, because you apparently don't really have to do your laundry, since all the other twenty-two year olds stink too. I'm pretty sure I was the only one in the room that had visited a shower in the past week. I surmised this from the fact that a.) they looked dirty, and b.) the smell of fresh paint mixed with B.O. nearly triggered my gag reflex, and I live with two cats. This, coupled with the smell of pretention and hippy-style vegetarian food (we're not talking Moosewood Restaurant here- more like Niel's lentils) were almost enough to chase me from the place. There were instruments being set up by some guys I knew from a "band" who measures there success by the number of people who need to leave the room when they play.
So I said "uh-uh" to that and went home and took a nap.
Then I went to my bar to announce to as many people as I could my newfound availability. I interpreted their apparent disinterest as deliberate coyness. I'm so on to you, my sweets.
Went home from the bar and watched Elimidate.
Watched some boring foreign films. The French have apparently forgotten that they're supposed to be really good at the whole cinema thing.
Now do you understand why I never recap my weekend?
Also- sorry about that last post. It seemed really funny until I saw it written out.

Posted by monk at 15.06.04 08:49