The Monk Bought Lunch

colin powell's an aries, which really puts the kibosh on the headline I had planned for this post

In light of recent events, I am replacing the usual Friday fake horoscope with a link to last year's predictions from a "real" astrologer for G.W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld, along with all the other cancers, er, Cancers.
Some excerpts:

The sign of Cancer rules during July. This nation, GW Bush, and Donald Rumsfeld all celebrate their birthdays during Cancer time. They thus begin their new annual cycles now, as they sow the seeds which will grow during the next year.

As ye sow...

Cancer is a sign of the people, associated with an instinctive feel for human nature.

As exemplified by an uncanny ability to distinguish abuse from torture. 'Cause abuse, well, everybody does a little abuse from time to time- it's human nature!

Toxic emotions can be more apparent, and we will want to detoxify both ourselves and those near and dear to us.

We all may need to be detoxified, if things keep going as they have been.

The field of human resources will begin to achieve new importance.

Human Resources. That's the department you will want to send your resumes to when you look for your new jobs.

It’s thus especially important now to bring up from the subconscious any subversive intentions which may be lurking there, and to work on strengthening our conscious intentions.

Hmmm, 'nuff said.

Posted by monk at 07.05.04 11:36