Monk

late-nite talk show monologue joke, "i see dead people" edition

During his recent press conference, President Bush said "nobody likes to see dead people on their television screens". When pressed, however, he was at a loss to explain the popularity of Elimidate.
straighten tie, crack knuckles, rock back and forth on heels:
"When we come back, Mickey Rourke shows us how to make a perfect torte!"

Posted by monk at 20.04.04 11:15