"We found 50 tons of mustard gas on a Libyan turkey farm. Wait, no- we found 26 tons of mustard gas on a Libyan turkey farm. Well, we found 26 tons of mustard gas in Libya and approximately, er, exactly none of it was it on a turkey farm. Alright, alright- we applied 12 spoonfuls of mustard to a lesbian's gash in a Burger Barn."