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09.04.04

If you're happy and you know it say a swear

Powell Calls U.S. Casualties 'Disquieting'
Hey Colin Powell- why don't you take a big fat flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Way to 'support the troops', you living breathing dingleberry.
Would you call it 'disquieting' if it were your own kids being blown the fuck up, you stupid piece of shit? Actually, I take that back. You're not stupid. But of course the US casualties are nothing. How about those Iraqi civilians? Says here 5,000 to 10,000 dead. That's 33 civilian deaths for every US military death. That's pretty impressive for a war that ended a year ago. Soon there'll be nobody left to liberate!
Oh and Colin- how about that boss of yours? He really seems to be working hard that 60 percent of the time he bothers to show up:

This is Bush's 33rd visit to his ranch since becoming president. He has spent all or part of 233 days on his Texas ranch since taking office, according to a tally by CBS News. Adding his 78 visits to Camp David and his five visits to Kennebunkport, Maine, Bush has spent all or part of 500 days in office at one of his three retreats, or more than 40 percent of his presidency.

Wow, I wish I could get that kind of vacation time where I work.
Well Happy Easter to the entire Bush administration. I sincerely mean it when I say I consider the lot of you colossal, stinking, toilet-clogging, turds.

Posted by monk at :43

Comments

right the fuck on.

Posted by: z. at :49

Well, as wise man once said; you don't have to be stupid to write political commentary in a fringe blog format, but it doesn't hurt. Here's a headline: "MONK FED UP, WORLD REMAINS STEADFASTLY DEFIANT, HOSTILE." You molly-coddled, Maynard G. Muskie-vote types really ought to wake up and smell the napalm. The organizing principle behind any society is its mobility towards warfare. You cast stones at the broadside of the castle like a scared little peasant and then hide behind the shrub of anonymity. The mote has been bridged and the castle door is widefor you to enter and change whatever you like, even if it is only the seceratary of states' choice of words. That was the American Revolution...and you wouldn't last five minutes under the Taliban or the Baath Party leadership...The troops know this, their guts are the same as yours, truly repressive governments are despicable and repulsive and make their American blood boil.
Reality is a stone cold downer, but if you ever want the e-mails of some actual soldiers I'll send them to you.

Posted by: Chet Apes at :14

Chet- Wha?

Posted by: monk at :26

You heard me, you can't bare your fat ass like that and expect me not to come along and kick it. Besides, no one appreciates good old Royko-esque inflammatory crumudgeonism anymore..it took me an hour and a half to write that! I want some credit, goddamn it! A "wow" I could see, but "wha?" That barely registers on the Moe Szlack meter....a shallow retort, Monk, shallow indeed.

Posted by: apes at :23

Wow.

Posted by: monk at :22