Monk: "fun any way you eat it"? What if I shove it down my throat with a weedwacker?

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05.04.04

"fun any way you eat it"? What if I shove it down my throat with a weedwacker?

Saw an interesting item in the grocery store yesterday. Do you ever just feel exhausted after having to fix yourself a peanut butter sandwich? Allow me to introduce you to PB Slices. Yes, Jules Verne, we now have sliced peanut butter. It's the funner peanut butter. The ones I saw had jelly on one side. If I see these in your house, I will know- you's one lazy motherfucker.
I'm really just pissed they stole my MC name.

Posted by monk at 05.04.04 16:51

Comments

Like Spinal Tap, this product raises the Biblical question: On what day did God create individually wrapped peanut butter slices, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?

Posted by: Chet Apes at 06.04.04 02:27

Here's a product that could potentially be equally as cynically viewed but is just going about it all the wrong way..Liver Ease..surrounded by clinical research, university mandates, and profs with credentials, this stuff could be a marketing dynamo but just isn't being handled right. Simply put its a pill that promotes liver health...any dedicated dipsomaniac with a declining atm balance and a penchant for the quick fix, one pill panacea (like myself) should be all over this. This product has real potential! It could be plastered all over the sides of buses, interstates, over urinals in bars...you need to be able to get this at 7-11 from a carriage that is mounted to the inside of the beer cooler door...or at the liquor store as an impulse item at the checkout counter.
But alas.

Posted by: Garrison Apes at 06.04.04 02:48

Garrison- I think we should sell individually wrapped slices of your liver. Finally, something to replace Jell-o shots!
PS- is Chet your mom?

Posted by: monk at 08.04.04 13:25