Monk: late? he'll probably never show up!

05.04.04

late? he'll probably never show up!

What with all the talk about the tenth anniversary of K. Cobain's death, I'm reminded that sometimes if you're famous and you die you get a preface to your name. "Late Nirvana frontman" Kurt Cobain. "Slain civil rights leader" Martin Luther King. "Former Ugandan dictator" Idi Amin. "Sir" Peter Ustinov. I thought it might help journalists if I gave them a few ideas in the unlikely event that I become famous before I die. Below please find some suggestions:
Fast-living slow guy
Snappy dresser
Legendary Masturbator
Pioneering non-sequitist
Flatulant bon-vivant
Formerly punctual, now late
Oft-naked somnambulist
Seminal Seminole
Cheerful nihilist
Former homosexual
Slim, slow slider
naughty fatalist
philandering philanthropist
Television's beloved late-nite talk show monologue guy
Penultimate Tattoo non-haver
Nipple enthusiast

Posted by monk at :51

Comments

"Crappy blogger who otherwise rose only to mediocre in every other category."

Posted by: carl bloodsport at :54

Dear Mr. Bloodstool- If you use 'otherwise', you need not use 'other'. Despite your redundancy, your point is well taken. I am indeed a crappy blogger, and not very good at anything else. I'm going to go shove a weedwhacker down my throat.

Posted by: monk at :10