MonkIt is now safe to turn off your computer.01.04.04Monk's weekly horoscopeYour Birthday Today: Your hard work and determination this past year has really paid off. Give yourself a big pat on the back! Taurus: Romance is right around the corner. Gemini:A long-lost friend will contact you. Cancer: You will find satisfaction in completing that project you've been working on. Leo : Take some time today to collect your thoughts before making your next move. Virgo: Curl up with a good book! Libra: It's a good time to start a new health regimen. Scorpio:Keep that legendary temper of yours in check, and you'll make progress with your new romantic interest! Sagittarius : Today, work on your listening skills. Capricorn:Do something nice for an older person today. Aquarius:Spend some time outdoors. Pisces: Don't be afraid to try a new look! Posted by monk at 01.04.04 09:51 Comments
April Fool's was three days ago, numbnuts. Bring on the REAL horoscope already. Posted by: antigeist at 01.04.04 10:05Antigeist: Well, the joke's on you- my nuts aren't numb! Posted by: monk at 01.04.04 10:16Ohhh! You got me! Damn you're good. Damn. Posted by: antigeist at 01.04.04 10:33Post a comment
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