Your Birthday Today: Your hard work and determination this past year has really paid off. Give yourself a big pat on the back!
Aries: Relationships with family members take center stage today.
Taurus: Romance is right around the corner.
Gemini:A long-lost friend will contact you.
Cancer: You will find satisfaction in completing that project you've been working on.
Leo : Take some time today to collect your thoughts before making your next move.
Virgo: Curl up with a good book!
Libra: It's a good time to start a new health regimen.
Scorpio:Keep that legendary temper of yours in check, and you'll make progress with your new romantic interest!
Sagittarius : Today, work on your listening skills.
Capricorn:Do something nice for an older person today.
Aquarius:Spend some time outdoors.
Pisces: Don't be afraid to try a new look!
April Fool's was three days ago, numbnuts. Bring on the REAL horoscope already.
Posted by: antigeist at 01.04.04 10:05Antigeist: Well, the joke's on you- my nuts aren't numb!
Posted by: monk at 01.04.04 10:16Ohhh! You got me! Damn you're good.
Damn.
Posted by: antigeist at 01.04.04 10:33