Monk: Late-nite Talk Show monologue joke, pertaining to assholes

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25.03.04

Late-nite Talk Show monologue joke, pertaining to assholes

So they made a movie about George W. Bush having a colonoscopy. Yup, it's called Internal Spotshine of the Sunless Mind.
*straighten tie, fiddle with ear, "when we come back- Shelley Winters!"*

Posted by monk at 25.03.04 16:29

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...also, all the thoughts that come out of the presidents brains sound like farts.

Bush: (fart sound) Lets force the medicare bill through both houses by employing some shady meta-filibustering techniques.
Dick Cheyney: yes...(fart sound)...and Halliburton could take the contract...
Bush: (fart sound) yes, that would be Texa-rific, as we say, the more we trim wastefull democratic panty-waist ideology and run the government more like a corporation, such as Enron or WorldCom, which, ironically we took down, the more effective we can be, and thereby, less accountable, but also more democratic and american.
Cheyney: (prolonged fart sound of agreement)
Bush: (brief, yet direct fart sound of punctuation)
Rice: (SBD)
Bush: (needless extra fart just to get the last one in and show whose boss.)
Cheyney, Rice: (discontented half farts of submission)
Bush, Cheyney, Rice: (unison farting of Billy Joels 'We Didn't Start the Fire.')
End of Bit...nose trumpet to peanut gallery.

Posted by: Chet Apes at 26.03.04 00:55

All weekend I'm going to crack up every time I remember this:
Rice: (SBD)

Posted by: monk at 26.03.04 13:21

who is this chet apes... he is a wise mother fucker.

keep it coming.

Posted by: Emily at 27.03.04 02:03

To hell with Chet Apes! Chet Apes should be put down and made to suffer in some quagmire of filth.

Posted by: Al Soda at 28.03.04 01:50

Chet Apes suffered, died and was buried. On the third day he rose again, in fulfillment of the scriptures, to judge the living and the dead- oh wait- that was that other guy.

Posted by: monk at 29.03.04 14:28

No, that was Chet Apes, dude!

Posted by: Bill Gay at 01.04.04 02:07