You are Ham on Rye by Charles Bukowski

Hey Chinaski! You somehow manage to recount in great detail everything you do even though you're death-defyingly drunk all of the time. You're horrible to look at, yet young girls let you grope them with your filthy hands.
Which piece of loser-lit are you? You don't need a goddamn online quiz, look in the mirror next time you go take a dump!
What the hell are you talking about?
Posted by: Dean Slist at 25.03.04 01:18Mr. Slits- What the hell are you talking about, what the hell am I talking about?
Posted by: monk at 25.03.04 08:40I'm talkin' about you talkin' about me talkin' bout you talkin' bout my main man chuck B without the requisite tone of almighty reverence that should come part and parcell with any hitherto commentary...or I'm gonna get fuckin' pissed and break some shit.
Posted by: slit at 26.03.04 00:34Hey, I read that. I FUCKING READ SOMETHING, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only read it cuz I found it at the goodwill for 50 cents and it was called "Ham on Rye." Fuckin' Ham on Rye. And then i read the whole thing and guess what? THERE'S NARY A HAM ON FUCKING RYE TO BE FOUND IN THAT GODDAMN BOOK.
Posted by: i at 30.03.04 15:10