24.03.04

I would have been a fan's notes except for the caring about football part

You are Ham on Rye by Charles Bukowski
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Hey Chinaski! You somehow manage to recount in great detail everything you do even though you're death-defyingly drunk all of the time. You're horrible to look at, yet young girls let you grope them with your filthy hands.
Which piece of loser-lit are you? You don't need a goddamn online quiz, look in the mirror next time you go take a dump!

Posted by monk at 24.03.04 12:08
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What the hell are you talking about?

Posted by: Dean Slist at 25.03.04 01:18

Mr. Slits- What the hell are you talking about, what the hell am I talking about?

Posted by: monk at 25.03.04 08:40

I'm talkin' about you talkin' about me talkin' bout you talkin' bout my main man chuck B without the requisite tone of almighty reverence that should come part and parcell with any hitherto commentary...or I'm gonna get fuckin' pissed and break some shit.

Posted by: slit at 26.03.04 00:34

Hey, I read that. I FUCKING READ SOMETHING, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only read it cuz I found it at the goodwill for 50 cents and it was called "Ham on Rye." Fuckin' Ham on Rye. And then i read the whole thing and guess what? THERE'S NARY A HAM ON FUCKING RYE TO BE FOUND IN THAT GODDAMN BOOK.

Posted by: i at 30.03.04 15:10