WASHINGTON (CNS) -- In its report Feb. 27 on the causes of the U.S. clergy sexual abuse crisis, the National Review Board said "grievously sinful" acts of priests and inaction by bishops let "the smoke of Satan" enter the church.
The Review Board admitted, however, that, though "grievously sinful", the priests' actions did result in a "pretty kick-ass lightshow". Mysteriously included in the report was an apparently non-church related incident that took place in 1972: Frank Zappa and the Mothers were at the best place in town when some stupid with a flare gun burned the place to the ground.
Is it maybe time to propose a constitutional amendment aimed at preserving the sanctity of sanctity?
Posted by monk at 27.02.04 12:31