Monk

there's a party in my pants...

Ralph Nader enters race for President.
Contrasting responses from the major parties:
Democrats: A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush.
Republicans: (Between squeals of laughter) Hey, a vote for anybody is a vote for Bush- we own the goddamn machines you dumb fucks! Oh- but don't worry, if there's any doubt as to the outcome you can take it to the Supreme CourtHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA dude, I think I just peed my pants.

Posted by monk at 24.02.04 08:55