The Monk Bought Lunch

Q: How can I make sure the wings I serve have the authentic flavor of Buffalo? A: Try wrapping them in wet leaves, letting them sit overnight, then marinating them in an old beer ball

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Clabber Girl You can join the Clabber Girl Club! C-L-A, B-B-E, R-G-I-R-L, Clabber Girl ("Clabber Girl!")...
Frank's Red Hot Check out the Q & A section.
CAMOUFLAGED SPAM® LUNCHEON MEAT Apparently the can is camouflaged. Y'know, for camping, to make it harder to find.
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