The Monk Bought Lunch

Here to perform "Fly me to the moon", Lance Bass and John Glenn!

The big thing at this year's Grammy's: teaming up young popsters with older, venerated musicians. We had Justin Timberlake performing with Arturo Sandoval and the Foo Fighters with Chick Corea. Beyonce' performed with Prince, who's actually 300 years old. Some suggestions for next year:
Henry Rollins and Yo Yo Ma do "TV Party Tonight", with Yo Yo Ma on Henry's shoulders and showgirls with TV's for heads dancing around.
Christina Aguilera and Carol Channing sing "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend", finish with a steamy soul kiss.
Eminem and Philip Glass introduce the world to a new genre of music: Emineminimalism- hard to say, harder to listen to.
A brief rundown of other Grammy thoughts:
When I was a child I was afraid that Verdine White lived in my closet:

Philip Bailey's voice was shot.
The All-Star Beatles tribute... SUCKED!
To whoever fucked up Celine's audio- I'm not one to give out High Fives willy-nilly...