06.02.04

Monk's seasonal effective disorder horoscope can barely get off the couch, nevermind tell you what to do with your stupid life

Your Birthday Today: Woop-de-fuckin' doo (did I already use that?)

Aries: Been moping around asking yourself "Where did I go wrong"? I think it was when you said "Come to think of it, honey, that new toothpaste I've been using does smell like vagina!". Yeah, that might've been where you went wrong.
Taurus: Taurus the finkasaurus!
Gemini: I don't really feel like doing the horoscope this week.
Cancer:So I'm not gonna.
Leo: Damn, Girl! Yo shit be up in my face!
Virgo: Yeah, like you're gonna change my mind.
Libra: Alright, alright. I'll try.
Scorpio: But it's not gonna be good.
Sagittarius: Ok. Here goes.
Capricorn: Ready?
Aquarius: Here it comes.
Pisces: Uh...

Posted by monk at 06.02.04 15:58
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i am solar powered.if the, or concentrate. no motivation at all. once the sun is up, i am completely energized and wanna do a million things. even if comes out 2 minutes later from being in. then if it goes back in, i die out and get bummed out.
do i have a disorder of some sort? do i need medication?
comments are welcomed....
gina

p.s. the sun just came out.


comments wlcomed.

Posted by: gina marie schiavo at 04.04.04 15:11