09.01.04

thanks to dr. morris and dr. reynolds i don't hear the voices anymore!

You may think you want me to quit smoking, but smoking keeps the ooze monsters from squeezing up from between the floorboards and issuing the commandment to kill.

Posted by monk at 09.01.04 10:12
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Once again this web site has given me what can only be called "explosive diarrhea." I gotta go...

Posted by: Chet Apes at 12.01.04 00:47

Senor Apes-Are you sure it "can only be called explosive diarrhea"? How about "the whistling shits", or "Montezuma's revenge"? Or, to use a local reference, how about "Brown's Race?" How about "Chet Apes"? Like "I've got the Chet Apes like you wouldn't believe!".
Glad I could help you lose weight, my simian friend.

Posted by: monk at 12.01.04 13:06