Y'know, I didn't think I wanted to have kids. But then I saw this commercial, and it really opened my eyes. I've never really thought about it this way, but, y'know, having a baby changes everything.
And they need shampoo and stuff.
If you go to their website you can tell them (anonymously! Man are they asking for trouble) how having a baby changed your life. Here's the one I wrote:
Since I had my baby boy, I've become such a handyman! Just today I put new locks on the door to the basement! I don't want little Johnny getting out and wanting something!
Apparently, not enough people are squeezin' em out for J&J's profit margin, so they're on this campaign to advertise babies. Is it just me, or is there something sick about this?
And if someone is swayed to have children by a tv commercial, do we want that person having children?
I'm just hoping that before the break is over they'll forget about babies and crave a Carne Asada instead.
I took the opportunity at this particular web site to further the agenda of americas perennial outsider, political bad boy Lyndon La Rouche. I hope I helped his efforts for this fall.
Posted by: Chesty La Rouche at 07.01.04 21:51